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Professor Hiddleston Smut

i-fondued:

Title: Don’t Stand So Close to Me

A/N:lolcheeseytitleischeesey Anyway, yes this is the long awaited Professor Hiddleston porn that I promised over the summer. I’m a bit rusty on smut writing but I think I got it pretty well here. I don’t know, please be niceseeing how I am a virgin and I wrote this. I will also add that dubstep fueled this whole thing lol.

Warnings: Smut, Teacher/Student relationships, porny language, and light spank.

Summary:Professor Hiddleston thinks he and his best student need to have a little conversation one on one.

Enjoy~

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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS.

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FrostIron AU

Title: Frozen Jotun Skin
Rating: Teen (For light sexual situations)
A/N: For Frostirons, who had the prompt. I just wrote what she asked. It isn’t perfect but its supposed to be fun and light.
Summary: Nobody taught Tony Stark to not lick frozen poles…

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Sigyn x Loki

Title: Sweet Garden Kisses By I-Fondued 

Ship: Sigyn x Loki

Rating: PG-13 (for kissing)

Summary: Sigyn and Loki spend time together in the spot they found peace in as children together.

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Tricked by a Stripper

Title: Tricked by a Stripper (By I-Fondued)

Rated: M of R (Because of smut)

Warnings: SMUTTY, SMUT, SMUT. Strippers, handcuffs and lost o’ sex. Parring is Lady!Loki and Tony Stark!

A/N: So this is just something I thought up one night in July and I’ve just been to busy to finish it until now. So enjoy!

Summary: Its Tony’s birthday and he wants to celebrate the way he wants to, with some Jack Daniels and some Strippers. However, one girl has particularly enchanted him.

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You, Me, and Loki [Part 1 of ?]

Title: You, Me, and Loki [Part 1 of ?]

By: I-Fondued

Warnings: None, only silly nonsence in here.

A/N: Some of these plots were supposed to be used in a web comic with my ex. I have now decided that she isn’t going anywhere with them so I’ll write little parts to it, just for fun. 

Eventually I hope to send the best ones to Tom himself to see what he thinks so all the feedback I can get will help me. THANK YOU.

Anyway, enjoy~!
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Tumblr Apostrophe Poem

i-fondued:

Tumblr

O Tumblr, you like to seduce me with your

Endless scrolling option and

immense amount of useless knowledge.

 

The amount of things that come up on my nightly

dashboard distract me from my essay like a cat and

Its shadow.

 

The blogs I follow constantly update like

A never ending fall of useless information,

viral videos and

pointless pictures.

I spend more time on you

Than I do on my homework,

Wasting my life and days like people

waste water.

I leave my desk for only just a moment,

I come back to a little red flag

Greeting me like a crocodile’ smile.

Your top tags suck me in like a vortex

And never let go till I get to

The very last post.

 

Over and over, you beckon me

Away from sleep and indulge me with

Your gleaming blue background.

 

Until I fall victim to your siren song,

And continue scrolling down till

The first licks of dawn.

lol from last year-3-

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BrotherAngst!Thorki

Name: Six Simple Words
Warnings: Intence Brotherly Feels.
A/N: Wrote this in my art class when I was completely frustrated by my drawing, super angsty. You have been warned.

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Loki x Sigyn

Title: Her Laughter Broke the Silence: Part One

A/N: Okay, please be gentle. It’s the first thing I’ve written in like three months. I just wanted to practice and I came up with this as a little ficlet to try and stretch my legs again. I also wanted to make this in two parts because I only wanted a little workout. T^T

Summary: (AU) Loki meets Sigyn for the first time in the palace library.

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