TAGS:
#about me

uncoil:

i have more tabs open on my computer than i have friends

(Source: aristane)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the 

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

yrrzy:

exclusive footage of the xbox one production line

esstiel:

when you find the perfect fic and you just

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gardenfulloflavender:

If refusing to keep unhealthy relationships makes me a bitch, then a bitch I shall be

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

  • “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
  • “Come on, it’s just a joke”
  • “toughen up and stop being a baby”
  • “We’re just teasing”

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BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

TAGS:
#noOOOOOOOO

nbchannibal:

We’re at the brink.

cmyblack:

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*shows up to the crime scene 15 minutes late drinking the victim’s blood*

TAGS:
#i fuckn #CRYING

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

TAGS:
#about me

its a little after 12:30 in the morning here…

PERFECT TIME TO GO READ SNAPE/HERMIONE SMUT OBVIOUSLY.

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

tauntaunrider:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

hilliary:

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“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 

I can assure you

the only reason a dress of mine would be pink

is that the blood didn’t come out

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HOLY SHIT KATIE

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yes hello you rang?

holy shit katie put them down.

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nEVER

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER