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"Love your life because its what you have to give."
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casey
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cute people are my orientation
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I-fondued
If you’ve ever sat next to someone on a plane who used your every move as an invitation to talk to you, congratulations: you now know what it’s like to be a woman.
—(via wilwheaton)

(Source: emilyvgordon)

panicky-fallen-angel:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga

After this, my respect for this band went up like 20x

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
—My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell)

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

Plays:
161,395 plays

fruklover27:

gadreels-meatsuit:

super-hoopla-ck:

Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

Was that Tobuscus

(Source: gayasshunter)

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

heartoftardis:

kripke-is-my-king:

mydarlingdean:

demigodofhoolemere:

the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone

tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who God loves more

so this is basically a preview of how the apocalypse would have gone down

That’s siblings right there.  

(Source: holy-impala)

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks)

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch)

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

bookahplease:

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(Source: camp-camp-camp-it-up)